A boy and his date were parked on a back
road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance
from town, when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this
earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly
paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the
driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the
girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this
before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."