A young Jewish couple had only recently set
up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy
from bed, went to the toilet to pee and neglected to notice that the seat was up. When she
sat, she kept going!
She was just the right size and shape so
that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up
in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried
desperately to free her.
In this process, they removed her sleeping
gown, but this only left her naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy
prominently visible between her splayed legs. Finally, the couple resolved to call a
plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem.
When the plumber arrived, the young man let
him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was
exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way. Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the
plumber and placed the first thing he could think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his
wife's exposed privates.
The plumber walked into the bathroom, took
one long look, and commented: "Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the
Rabbi's a goner."
