A traveling salesman whose car has broken
down goes to the door of the closest farmhouse. The farmer says, "You can spend the
night but you'll have to share a room with my beautiful daughter."
"Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims
the salesman.
"Just one thing," says the
farmer. "No funny business."
"Oh no sir," says the salesman.
"You can count on me."
Just to be safe, the farmer builds a wall
of eggs between the two beds in the daughter's room. In the middle of the night, the
salesman can no longer control himself, busts through the eggs and has his way with the
farmer's daughter.
They take the rest of the night piecing the
eggs back together one by one and rebuilding the wall.
The next morning, the farmer goes to his
daughter's room and takes a couple eggs to the kitchen to make breakfast. Cracking open
the first egg, of course, produces nothing. Cracking open the second egg, likewise.
The farmer pokes his head out the window
and yells, "OK, which one of you roosters is using a rubber?"
