There was a woman who absolutely loved the
music of Billy Joel and Paul McCartney. She loved them so much she decided to have
their images tattooed on her body. She went to a tattoo parlor and told the artist
she wanted Billy Joel tattooed on her left thigh, and Paul McCartney tattooed on her
right thigh.
When the job was completed, the artist gave
her a mirror to inspect his work. She exclaimed that neither of the images looked
like what they were supposed to be. The artist said let's get another opinion.
He went out to the street and asked a drunk
to come in and assist with a little problem. There sat the woman, with her legs
apart, and the artist asked the drunk what he saw. He replied,
"Well...that looks like Billy Joel on her left, Paul McCartney on her
right...and that looks like Willie Nelson in the middle."
