A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the
bar and was trying to get laid without much success.
"I don't date servicemen," she
said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your
pants."
"Why, that's because we have two
dicks," the sailor replied.
"Interesting, probably twice as much
fun," replied the blonde, "let's go to my place and try them out."
So they did, and after the first screwing
the blonde says, "Boy, that was sure nice. Now that I'm rested and still horny, I
want the other one."
Whereupon the sailor undid the other side
of buttons, pulled out a limp, weary dick, looked at it and sadly declared, "Well,
I'll be damned! He's pouting because he wasn't FIRST!"
