This woman goes to a pet store to purchase
some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs.
She reads the sign on the box...and it says...."Snatch Eating Frogs..$20 each (comes
with instructions)"
She looks around to see if anybody's
watching her and whispers to the man behind the counter... "I'll take one."
He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her
dog food and is on her way home. She gets home, takes out the instructions and reads them
carefully, doing exactly what it says to do.
1. Take a shower. Put on some nice smelling
perfume.
2. Put on a very sexy teddy.
3. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there."
To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she
thought, perhaps the scent she chose is not appealing to the frog. So, she showers again
and tries another perfume.
She gets back into bed, puts the frog
between her legs and...nothing.
She's totally frustrated and pissed off at
this point. She reads the instructions again thinking that there might be something she
overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says, "If you have any problems or
questions, please call the pet store."
So, she does. The man from behind the
counter says, "I've had a few complaints earlier today, I'll be right over."
After the man got to her house the woman
says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing
just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up
the frog, looks directly into its eyes and says, "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO
DO THIS ONE MORE TIME!"
