WHAT A GUY SHOULD
NOT SAY AFTER SEX
* "I was kidding about being sterile,
you know."
* "Do you always fart like that when
someone shoves it in?"
* "How come it's so BIG in
there?"
* "You've done this with a lotta guys
before, right?"
* "Next time I come over, don't bother
with the underwear, OK?"
* (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT
food?"
* (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap,
cut, and print it!!"
* "You are great in bed, but your
sister gives better head!"
* "My first wife was prettier, but you
can screw a lot better."
* "Do you know what a 'douche'
is?"
* "Maybe if you did some pushups, your
boobs would grow."
* "I want you to try some of MY
deodorant."
* "I'm not into relationships. Can't
we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
* "Maybe if you lost some weight, I
could get it all the way in!"
* "I never saw a girl with hairy boobs
before!"
* "I've been getting these little
blisters lately....."
* "You wanna do those dishes before
you leave?"
* "You should go wash that, the cabbie
will think something DIED in there!"
 
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