Susan was in her late thirties and still
not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up
being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
She wrote: "Looking for a man who
won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten
a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door.
She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with
no arms and no legs. "Can I help you?" she asked.
He said, "I am the man of your
dreams!"
She was baffled. She said, "Excuse
me."
"I read your personal ad in the paper
and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs, so
I can never leave you."
"But are you good in bed?" she
asked.
He replied, "How do you think I
knocked on the door?!"
