There were these three nuns that were
killed in a traffic accident, and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was
looking over their files, he said, "You ladies have been very good, but before I can
let you in, you have to answer a question."
So he asks the first nun, "What was
the name of the first man that God created?"
"Adam," she replied. The lights
started flashing, music started playing, the angels started singing, and then two angels
came out and gave the nun her halo and wings, and off she went into the Pearly Gates.
Then St.Peter asked the second nun,
"What was the name of the name of the first woman that God created?"
"Eve," the nun said. And the
lights started and two angels came out and gave the nun her halo and wings, and off she
went into the Pearly Gates.
Then St. Peter asked the third nun,
"What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
The nun, clearly confused, started
scratching her head, and replied, "Gee, that's a hard one." And the lights
started flashing, the music started playing......
