REASONS WHY
MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN REAL SEX
* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love
you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's,
etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like
someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the
morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never
end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do
it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public
toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in
advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not
unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use
those pesky condoms.
 
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