The new hooker just finished her first
trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to
hear the details.
She said "Well, he was a big muscular
and handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want to do?"
they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight
lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be
$75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have? The
sailor said that he only had $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service you by
hand. He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put one
hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the
second hand."
"Oh my god!" they all exclaimed,
"It must have been huge. Then what did you do?"
