A nun and a priest are wandering, lost, in
the desert, when all of a sudden their camel up and dies. Seeing nothing but sand around
them for miles, they prepare themselves to meet their Maker.
The Priest, knowing that he's mere hours
away from death, says, "You know, I've never seen a woman's breasts before. Since it
probably won't matter any more, would you show me yours?"
The nun agrees and shows him.
He asks, "May I touch them?"
She agrees, and he tells her with complete
sincerity that they're very nice.
Next, the nun says that she's never seen a
man's penis before, and would he mind showing her his. He agrees and whips it out.
"That's very nice!" she
says. "May I touch it?"
He agrees and she fondles him, resulting,
of course, in a large chubby.
The priest, now overcome with years of
pent-up lust, says, "You know, if I put my penis in the right place, it can give
life!"
She asks, "Is that so?"
"Yes!"
"Then why don't you stick it up that
camel's ass and let's get the hell out of here!"
