An old farmer is having trouble getting his
bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at his
local feed and seed. One of them says, "You know, I used to have the same
trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How did you get
it fixed?" asked the farmer. "Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina
and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
He goes home to the farm and decides to try
it. He grabs a cow, dipshis fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the bull's
nose. The bull gets a rip roaring boner and jumps on the cow immediately.
That night, he gets into bed with his wife
and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, he dips
his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all
around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shakes his wife awake and
cries out, "Darling. Look at this!"
She rolls over, turns on the light and
says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that
you have a NOSEBLEED?"
