A man moves into a nudist colony. He
receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too
embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and
sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him
to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but
accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the
wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't
notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from
his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it
makes your nose look too long."
