One day this fellow noticed that a new
couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman
liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a
magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as
possible, hoping for yet another look.
Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking
to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a
large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," the man stammered, "But I
couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor
replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really
struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I
could kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor
guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer
for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly,
"For ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's breasts."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and
the twin objects of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds
to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the
husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't," replies our awe-struck
man, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband,
getting really angry now.
