One day God came to Adam to pass on some
news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
Adam looked at God and said, "Well,
give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two
new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent,
create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for
you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and
populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her
children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These
are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such
great tidings?"
God looked upon Adam and said with great
sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood
to operate these organs one at a time."
