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The other day I went to a strip bar with a couple of guys.  One of the guys gets into his wallet and flashes a $10 bill at one of the dancers. When she came over to our table, he licked the bill and stuck it on her ass.

The second guy with us decided he didn't want to be out done so he  took a $50 dollar bill, licked it and stuck it to her other butt cheek.

Now the pressure was on me.  As the dancer made her way towards me, I reached in my wallet and discovered all I had was a $5 bill.

Not to be outdone, however, I grabbed my ATM card, swiped it down her ass, grabbed the $60 dollars and went home!

 

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