ORGASMS WITH A TWIST
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house -
door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 4WDrivers -
four-on-the-floorgasms.
Sex with a salesmen - door-to-doorgasms.
Sex with a virgin - my-hymen-got-torgasms.
Premature ejaculators have - beforegasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eeyore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end -
sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and
graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword -
zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet -
smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck -
shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature -
outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can -
odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All
Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's
the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention
- ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner -
score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad
hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in
clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead -
'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall -
escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends -
four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
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