THE PENIS LIST
* The Absolut Vodka penis: It's
absolut' perfection.
* The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz,
fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
* The All-State penis: You're in good
hands.
* The American Express penis: Don't leave
home without it.
* The AOL penis: It's so easy to use, no
wonder it's #1?
* The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch
someone.
* The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.
* The Barney penis: It says "I
love you!"
* The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller
than it used to be.
* The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing
color!
* The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.
* The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my
bic!
* The Big Red penis: It's longer with big
red.
* The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good.
* The Bounty penis: The quicker
picker-upper.
* The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you!
* The Burger King penis: Have it your way..
* The C&C music factory penis: Makes
you go hmmmmm...
* The California Lotto penis: Who's next?
* The Calloway Putter penis: It will
improve your stroke.
* The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good!
* The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
* The Champion penis: The official penis of
the '96 U.S.A olympic team.
* The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts
longer because it is longer.
* The Chevy penis: Like a rock.
* The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip.
(huh?)
* The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the
adult thing to do.
* The Citibank visa penis: It's everywhere
you want to be.
* The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As
interactive as you can get without getting bruised.
* The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.
* The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real
Thing.
* The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of
4 dentists.
* The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool
treats (we treat you right)
* The Dial penis: Aren't you glad you use
it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right
one, baby.
* The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste
of it...
* The Dodge Neon penis: There's a "lot
more to love!"
* The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30
minutes or less!
* The Doublemint penis: Double your
pleasure, double your fun!
* The Doublemint penis: Chewing really
satisfies.
* The Energizer penis: It keeps going and
going...
* The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out
your little one.
* The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.
* The Excedrin penis: It's
tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
* The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra
extra long time!
* The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10
million strong and growing!
* The Ford penis: The best never rest.
* The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It's the
oooh without the ouch.
* The Frosted Flakes penis: They're
GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
* The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say
more?
* The FTD penis: Some of life's best
moments come FTD.
* The General Electric penis: We bring good
things to life!
* The Generic penis: One size fits all.
* The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out
for that....tree?
* The Gillette penis: The best a man can
get.
* The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real
mcCoy.
* The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully
designed. Powerfully built. Genetically engineered.
* The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise
and shine.
* The Helene Zinn penis: You can't
eat that!!!
* The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The
choice of 9 out of 10 professionals.
* The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch
it jiggle...
* The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an
old friend.
* The Jolly Green *Giant* penis:
Self-explanatory
* The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna
move ya.
* The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for
a natural look.
* The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother
approved.
* The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis: This
old man comes rolling home!!
* The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just
one!
* The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
* The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it
can't get up.
* The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!!
Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
* The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically
delicious!
* The Luv's penis: It'll take a load
off your mind.
* The Macintosh penis: It does more,it
costs less,it's that simple.
* The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.
* The McDonald's penis: Over 8 billion
served.
* The McDonald's penis: Have you had your
break today?
*The MCI penis: For friends and family!
* The Men's Healthy Magazine penis: It's a
perfect fit.
* The MicroMachines penis: A whole world,
in the palm your hand.
* The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to
go today?
* The Milk penis: It does a body good!
* The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less
filling.
* The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth,
not in your hand!
* The Monty Python penis II: "Every
sperm is sacred...."
* The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can
prepare you.
* The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something
so bad it hurts?
* The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you
never know.
* The Newport penis: It's alive with
pleasure.
* The Nike penis: Just do it.
* The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing
with power.
* The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow,
Different.
* The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing,
sneezing,runny nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
* The Oasics Running Shoe penis: There's
one less excuse to skip a day.
* The Payday penis: Its almost totally
nuts!
* The Phillips MOM penis: It's always
stimulant free.
* The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain
or self rising.
* The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
* The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built
for Keeps!
* The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary.
Exciting. Exceptional.
* The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not
everything that goes into "Post Selects" fits.
* The Power of Cheese penis: Just
saying it is enough to make you smile.
* The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you
can't stop...
* The Psychic penis: It knows you are
coming before you do..
* The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.
* The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than
the rest.
* The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans
hard to reach places.
* The Reese's penis: How do you eat your
penis?
* The Rice Krispies penis: what does your
penis say to you?
* The Right Guard penis: Anything less is
uncivilized.
* The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of
ten moms.
* The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr.
Mom...
* The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop!
* The Sears penis: Come see the softer
side.
* The Secret penis: Strong enough for a
man, but made for a woman.
* The Sega penis: PENIS!
* The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs
up...
* The Slim Fast penis: Helps you
loose weight, makes you feel great.
* The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.
* The Speed Stick Ultimate penis: It kills
99% of odor-causing germs for 24 hours.
* The Springmaid penis: Makes you
snore like a lady.
* The Sprite penis: Image is nothing...
Taste is everything.
* The Starburst penis: The juice is loose!
* The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where
No Man Has Gone Before.
* The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis:
You can put it where the sun don't shine.
* The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run
for the border!
* The Sustecal penis : More protein, less
fat !
* The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps
on.......
* The Tombstone penis: What would you like
on your penis?
* The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many
licks DOES it take ...?
* The Toyota penis: I love what you do for
me!
* The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling.
* The Transformers penis: It's more than
meets the eye.
* The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths
happy.
* The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.
* The Viagra penis: It lets the dance
begin.
* The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a
long way, baby!
* The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?
* The Wendy's penis: It takes two
hands to handle a whopper.
* The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh
my!"
* The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers
do the walkin.
 
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