POTATO SALAD
Once upon a time, there were two guys who
wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Vito and the other was Vladimir.
Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous
women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladamir had no success.
Vladamir: "Vito! How do you do it? How
do you attract so many beautiful women?"
Vito: "Well, I'll tell ya! But it's a
secret . . just between you and me. I don't want my system to become too public."
Vladamir: "OK. Its a deal."
Vito: "You see those potatoes over
there? Well, every time I come to the beach I take one and put it in my Speedos bathing
suit. When the women see it they come running from miles around."
Vladamir: "That's it? I can do
that."
The next day, Vladamir went over to the
produce stand and picked out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find. He
then went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedos.
As he walked out onto the beach he
immediately noticed that women AND men began to take notice of him.
"Its working, he thought."
But soon he began to realize that they were
not looking interested but rather upset, almost disgusted by the sight of him.
He rushed over to Vito and asked,
"Vito, what's the problem? Why isn't it working?"
Vito: "Because your supposed to put
the potato in the front."
 
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