This woman and her husband have this really
bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn't care.
She's busy doing her thing around the
house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to
the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with
an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red roses...the expensive ones...from her
husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust,
"Oh CRAP!"
The delivery guy says, "What's a
matter lady? You don't like roses?"
She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but
do you know what this means?"
He says, "No, Lady, what does this
mean?"
She answers, "It means for the next
two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air."
