Sam has been in the computer business for
25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres
of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a
week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total
isolation, he's just finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it
and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Leon... Your neighbor
from four miles away... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam.
"After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Leon is leaving he stops, "Gotta
warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... after 25 years in
the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Leon stops.
"More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Sam says, "Well, I get along with
people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Leon turns from the door.
"I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem," says
Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there...by the
way, what should I wear?"
Leon stops in the door again and says,
"Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
