A priest was taking a shortcut through an
alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't
be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get
married."
The embarrassed boy hung his head down low
and simply said "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later the priest was in his
study when a young man, in his early twenties came in.
"Yes, my son?" said the priest.
"Father, you may not remember me, but
about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the
advice you gave then."
"And what was that, my son?"
"Well, you told me that what I was
doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young
man.
"That sounds like something I probably
would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"
"Yes I did, Father; but there's only
one problem."
"What's that, my son?"
"Well, I have three 55 gallon drums
full of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married what am I
supposed to do with it?"
