A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in
town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice
restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over
to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty
excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and
wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "How a
'bout a blow job?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she
screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a hand
job?"
"I've never done that," she says.
"What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers,
"Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your
brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it
and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes
close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in
pain.
