One day during confession the priest had to
take a dump. No one was coming in so the father was going to run to the
bathroom. But as soon as he stepped out of the confession box a woman ran up to him.
"Father, I must talk with you." The father asked her to wait in the
booth. She went inside and the father called for Ray the janitor and asked him to
fill in confession for a moment.
So Ray gets into the booth and asked the
woman her sins. The woman replied, "I had sex with a married
man." Ray looks on a piece of paper and looks up adultery. Then
tells the women to say ten hail-marys and bless herself in holy water.
Then a man comes in. "Forgive me
father I stole money." Ray looks up stealing and tells him to say five
hail-marys and bless himself in holy water.
Soon a woman came in and said,
"Forgive me father, I gave a man a blowjob." Ray looks up blowjob
and there was nothing. He then looked up oral sex and there was nothing. Ray
looks out the door and sees little Billy the alter boy. Ray called for Billy.
"What does the father give for a blowjob?"
Little Billy looks at Ray and says,
"A snickers bar and a pat on the back!"
