A woman was riding on a plane next to
another man in first class. The man sneezed very hard, pulled out his penis and wiped the
tip off.
The woman couldn't believe what she just
saw and decided she was hallucinating.
A few minutes passed. The man sneezed
again. He pulled out his penis and wiped the tip off.
The woman was about to go nuts. She
couldn't believe that such a rude person existed.
A few minutes passed. The man sneezed
yet again. He took his penis out and wiped the tip off.
The woman finally had enough. She
turned to the man and said, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've
removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate
are you?"
The man replied, "I am sorry to
have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such as that when I sneeze,
I have an orgasm."
The woman then said, "Oh, how
strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looked at her, grinned and
said, "Pepper, of course."
