A guy out on the golf course takes a high
speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets
himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next
week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor said , "I'll have to put
your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next
week."
So he took four tongue depressors and
formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work
of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend.
They marry and on their honeymoon night in
the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the
first time he'd ever seen them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts. "
He pulls down his pants, whips it out and
says, "And look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
