A man walks onto an airplane and takes his
seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the
plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him.
When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks,
"Where are you flying to today?"
She responds, "To the Annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you
do at this meeting?"
"Well," she says, "We try to
dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he
continues, choking back his excitement.
She explains, "Well, one popular myth
is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native
American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the
best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."
"Very interesting..." the man
responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very
embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward
discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies,
"Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."
