12 MORE MINUTES...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at
a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple
inside with the light on.
The policeman walked over to the car where
he saw young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the
back seat calmly knitting.
He stopped to investigate. He walked
up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cracked the window
and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the
policeman asked.
"What does it look like?"
answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back
seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and
replied, "I think she is knitting a sweater."
Confused, the officer asked, "How old
are you young man?"
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the
officer.
The young man looked at his watch and
said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
  
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