Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a
vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking
them to their separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however,
as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his
date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of,
"ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the
first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so
embarrassing. I simply couldn't get it up, if you know what I mean."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You
think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even jump up on the bed!"
