There was this old woman who heard a song
called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the
song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously
called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven
Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the
phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"