A very good-looking man walks into a
singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to
chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. Suddenly a really
ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and
within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two
of the most beautiful women in the place.
Disheartened by all this, the good-looking
man asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and
left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm
everything a girl could want, but I haven't been able to connect all night. What's going
on?"
"Well," said the bartender,
"I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in,
orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows."
