The young playboy took a blind date to an
amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed
rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
So the young man took her over to the
weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely
right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After
that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like
to do.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
"I really latched onto a square one
tonight," thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he
took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her
home so early, and asked,
"What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a
nice time tonight?"
