WATCH THIS!
This cowboy was walking in the woods one
day and he comes to a clearing. There on a blanket was a naked Indian with an
erection.
"What are you doing?" the cowboy
asks.
The Indian answers, "Me tell
time."
The cowboy says, "Ok. If you are so
good, what time is it?"
The Indian looks down at his penis and the
shadow it made and said, "It 2 o'clock."
The cowboy looks at his watch and says,
"By Golly, you are right!"
The cowboy starts walking again and comes
upon another naked Indian laying on a blanket.
"Don't tell me....you're telling time
also?"
Indian looks up at him and says, "Yes,
me telling time."
The cowboy says, "Okay smartass, what
time is it?"
The Indian looks up at the sun and down at
his penis and says, "It 4 o'clock."
The cowboy is amazed at the Indians, so he
keeps walking.
A few hours later he comes upon an Indian
on a blanket, masturbating.
"Don't tell me you are telling
time!!??"
The Indian looks up at him and says,
"No, me winding watch!!"
  
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