THE 10 MOST
IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
10) The Doctor because he says, "Take
off your clothes."
9) The Dentist because he says, "Open
Wide."
8) The Hairdresser because he says,
"Do you want it teased or blown."
7) The Milkman because he says, "Do
you want it in front or in back?"
6) The Interior Decorator because he says,
"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
5) The Banker because he says, "If you
take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
4) The Police Officer because he says,
"Spread 'em."
3) The Mailman because he always delivers
his package.
2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and
then slows down.
1) The Hunter because he always goes deep
in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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