A guy complains to his doctor that his sex
life is deteriorating rapidly.
The doctor tells him he needs to
reintroduce some excitement, unexpected lust, passion and so on into the process. He
ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan.
"Well," he says to the doctor,
"I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. I sped
home leaving rubber all over the road. I skidded all the way up the driveway (after I'd
cleaned up the mail box). I slammed the door, charged into the house and found Sheila in
the living room. I stripped her naked and we went to it, hammer and tongs, on the coffee
table!"
"And did you enjoy it!?" asked
the doctor enthusiastically.
"Well," says the guy slowly and
thoughtfully, "No, but the Bible group thought it was pretty neat!"
