A man decided to buy a new telescope for
his rifle as hunting season was about to start. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk
to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope and says to the
man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the
clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman
running around in the house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man and
looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two
bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my
wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the
scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
