A couple of women were playing golf one
sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he
immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to
roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and
immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical
therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all
right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the
fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed
her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened
his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that
feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great,
but my hand still hurts like hell."
