During the Super Bowl, there was another
football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were
crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the
little animals.
At the start of the second half the big
animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second
play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard
loss.
The defense huddled around the coach and he
asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"
"I did," said the centipede.
"Who stopped the rhino?"
"Uh, that was me too," said the
centipede.
"And how about the hippo? Who hit him
for a 5 yard loss?"
"Well, that was me as well," said
the centipede.
"So where were you during the first
half?" demanded the coach.
"Well," said the centipede,
"I was having my ankles taped."
