A foursome was on the last hole and when
the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his
friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the
plan and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time he appeared
disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.
He explained that he went over to the cow
pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious
pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was
a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.
A woman comes out of the bushes apparently
searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and
asked, "Does this look like yours?"
