Two couples went out golfing together. The
men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.
The first lady took a mighty swing at the
ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one
commented.
She addressed the ball again but this time
she passed just a little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it
only a short distance.
She said, "I wonder why it didn't go
any further?"
One of the men said, "I don't think
you gave it enough gas!"