WHY FISHING IS
BETTER THAN SEX
* When you go fishing and you catch
something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen
neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing you lie about the one that got
away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish, you
don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't have to necessarily change your
line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent
nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the
middle of fishing.
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