FOOTBALL LINGO
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one
night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed.
He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks,
"What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7
nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix
him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie
score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix
her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard
he shits in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world
was that?"
He replied, "Half time, switch
sides."
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