FOOTBALL IN RELATION TO SEX
Coin Toss = Asking them out
Kickoff = Holding hands
1st Down = Kissing
2nd Down = Up the shirt
3rd Down = Down south
4th Down = Oral action
Touchdown = Shaggin'
Victory Dance = Smoking afterwards
Time Out = The guy needs more time/can't
get it up
Incompletion = Guy can't get off
Interception = Someone walks in on the two
of you
Offsides = Gay person/Gay action
Flag on the play = Unwanted Advances
Delay of game = Girl has her period
Hail Mary = Not sure the other one wants
it, but you go for it anyway
Hike = Up the rear
Reverse = 69
Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky
2pt. conversion = Multiple orgasms
Prevent Defense = Condom/protection
Face Mask = Guy pulls girl head down to
blow him
Shotgun = Touchdown in a car
Two minute warning = Guy gives the girl a
warning before he blows his load
Holding = Cuddling
Superbowl = Wedding or Prom night
Huddle = Multiple participants
Madden '99 = Cybersex
Instant replay = When you tape the two of
you having sex
Illegal use of the hands = Masturbation
Ball Hog = Slut
Onside Kick = Making up after a fight
Double Header = Two mates in the same night
Tight End = Virgin
Wide Receiver = Girl that's loose
False Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down
(denied)
Pass Interference = Some stupid kid
interrupts before you can get some
Fumble = Cheating (problem in the
relationship)
Putting it through the uprights = Self
explanatory
Special Teams = Prostitute/Gigolo
Unsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your
friends about your activities
Double Coverage = Two condoms
Handoff = Handjob
 
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