A Texas business man, while in Japan for
some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than
expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young
Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening.
Although the Japanese girl spoke very
little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat
of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!" Hearing this, the Texan
knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his
Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards
away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his
friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a
moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked, "Wrong hole? What do
you mean wrong hole?"
