TOP TEN THINGS THAT
SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that
sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs
a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a
good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has
a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls
first.
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