PAR FOR THE COURSE
A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in
bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the
husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no
big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've
been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich famous and
handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate
love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" says the
wife.
The husband replies, "I'm
hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He would come back to bed and do it a
second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes
back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up
and goes over to the phone.
"What are you dong?" she says.
The husband replies, "I'm still
hungry so I was going to order room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one
more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back
to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat.
He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling
room service?"
"NO! I'm calling Tiger Woods to
find out what's par for this hole!"
  
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