PLAYING
THROUGH
This husband and wife were playing on the
ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack.
"Please dear, I need help!" she
said.
The husband ran off saying, "I'll go
get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up
his club and began to line up his shot on the green. His wife, on the ground, raised up
her head and said, "I'm may be dying and you're putting?!?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on
the second hole who said he come and help."
"The second hole? When in the hell is
he coming?" she gasped in pain.
"Hey ! I told you not to worry,"
he said, as he practiced stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him
play through."
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