After the big Super Bowl party, Doug
figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the
bedroom and crawls into bed.
"Alright honey," he says,
"Give me a play you want me to run."
"How about foreplay?" his wife
replies.
"What's the foreplay?" says Doug.
"You know," the wife says,
"It happens before the two minute warning."