WHEN
TO QUIT GOLF
Most golfers develop a lust for the game,
some become very successful, some just never make it all work out. The following are some
signs of when it is time to quit, particularly when your group members keep asking if you
like bowling all the time:
1. You have had three putts and your group
members tell you that your still away.
2. You can remember for a week the one good
shot you had in the round.
3. The ball retriever is the most often
used piece of equipment in your bag.
4. You and your group have rules for
Mulligans.
5. You have more than the regulation 14
clubs in your bag including 3 putters.
6. You leave the pin in when you are on the
fringe 8 feet from the pin in the hope it will stop your ball.
7. You have the thought you that if you
hole out from 140 yards you can still make bogie.
8. The starter leaves a one hour gap after
your tee off time.
9. When you call fore on a par three, and
everyone runs to the green for safety.
10. The club has named a pond in front of
the green after you.
 
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